Random Conversations no: 1131 "Sex Ed"

• Me: When I was in high school, we had to watch a slideshow with pictures of various body parts covered in STDs
• Bret: Well when I was 13 my dad showed me a book with all sorts of disgusting STD photos.
• Me: That's awkward
• Bret: And then he told me, "That's what happens when you pick your nose and then masturbate. So don't pick your nose and masturbate."