September 13th
6:20 PM
EDT
Random Conversations no: 1131 "Sex Ed"
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Me:
When I was in high school, we had to watch a slideshow with pictures of various body parts covered in STDs
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Bret:
Well when I was 13 my dad showed me a book with all sorts of disgusting STD photos.
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Me:
That's awkward
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Bret:
And then he told me, "That's what happens when you pick your nose and then masturbate. So don't pick your nose and masturbate."
October 15th
12:51 PM
EDT
Conversations with Distant Relatives no.034
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Timmy:
You look really young for your age. That's good.
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Me:
I guess...
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Timmy:
Well when you're 50 you'll look way younger. Also, you could date younger men. But then, at your age right now, that would make you a cougar.
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Me:
Yeah, that's not exactly a good thing.
September 30th
5:22 PM
EDT
Conversations at Work no.102
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Marco:
You don't look like a spicy foods kind of girl.
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Me:
What's that supposed to mean?
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Marco:
You just don't look like a girl who likes spicy food.
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Me:
Well what does a spicy food loving girl look like?
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Justin:
People who love spicy food are always going to the bathroom.
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Marco:
Yeah, that's true.
