Cashier 22
Cashier 22
Hi my name is Dinah. Here you'll find the occasional ramblings about things that are on my mind, photos of things that I like, weirdness found roaming the internet, articles that I found interesting, lots of design stuff and more weirdness found while roaming the internet.

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May 13th
6:31 PM EDT
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Random Conversations at Work no. 754678

  • Angelo: What's going on?
  • Me: I feel bad because the shoplifter just got away.
  • Angelo: Well think of it this way, somewhere out there, a mother just got a mother's day present.
#silver lining      #random conversations     
September 13th
3:20 PM EDT
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Random Conversations no: 1131 "Sex Ed"

  • Me: When I was in high school, we had to watch a slideshow with pictures of various body parts covered in STDs
  • Bret: Well when I was 13 my dad showed me a book with all sorts of disgusting STD photos.
  • Me: That's awkward
  • Bret: And then he told me, "That's what happens when you pick your nose and then masturbate. So don't pick your nose and masturbate."
#random conversations      #sex ed      #awkward      #nose picking is bad     
July 11th
7:01 AM EDT
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Random Conversations at Work: no. 55

  • Me: Is there anything wrong with the shirt you're returning?
  • Customer: I bought it to wear to a wedding, but I've decided it's not appropriate.
  • Me: (looks at the large keyhole cutout in the front of the stretchy blouse and nods) Yeah, I guess I can see what you mean.
  • Customer: It's just so Asian. That's just tacky for a wedding.
#random conversations     
June 13th
7:00 AM EDT
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Conversations at the Library no. 198

  • Mom: Excuse me, where are the movies that are…
  • Older Lady Librarian: That are juicy?
  • Mom: er uh…
  • Older Lady Librarian: The x-rated movies are over there (points in direction).
#random conversations     
October 15th
9:51 AM EDT
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Conversations with Distant Relatives no.034

  • Timmy: You look really young for your age. That's good.
  • Me: I guess...
  • Timmy: Well when you're 50 you'll look way younger. Also, you could date younger men. But then, at your age right now, that would make you a cougar.
  • Me: Yeah, that's not exactly a good thing.
#random conversations     
September 30th
2:22 PM EDT
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Conversations at Work no.102

  • Marco: You don't look like a spicy foods kind of girl.
  • Me: What's that supposed to mean?
  • Marco: You just don't look like a girl who likes spicy food.
  • Me: Well what does a spicy food loving girl look like?
  • Justin: People who love spicy food are always going to the bathroom.
  • Marco: Yeah, that's true.
#random conversations